Death Refers to an Album Shopped Around the World

or Want To See if Someone Is Dead?
(Based on the first page Google results for “death” as of February 5th, 2011)

Now, because I could not
delve into the riddle,
the possible life span and date
of vital functions that sustain
this living death guide, life death calculator,
the termination of the particular processes
of the death clock, death test, death-o-meter or death meter,
the one thing we can be certain of in life is,
the People You're Looking For became
a rock band called Death.

Eventually they recorded
over a billion records
at the legendary Near-Death
Experiences Recording Studio
along with supporting scientific,
metaphysical, and religious material
including the heartbeat, "one of the great
characters of literature", brain
activity (including the brain stem
Thomas H. Johnson), and breathing,
personified as a gentleman caller or suitor.

If United Sounds calls to search the records,
profile exactly the Kind Cessation,
we will give our design,
find Death defined
as the most profound empty word
ever documented.