Real Flowers For Your Convenience

or, Blossoms is Serving You

(Based on the first and second page of Google results for the term “blossoms” as of February 5th, 2011)

Blossoms is the leader in sumptuous
Japanese and Chinese delicacies
that flower profusely
for love, dating and marriage.

your local Culver City florist, sends fresh flowers throughout the area

Blossom is a term given to the delicacies
of Asian dating which derive from some new
additions to a zen-like repository of videos
made with the essence of stone fruit trees, grown
and pressed by the sumptuous artist.

An archival mounting system
is used for your convenience.

your local Tallahassee florist, sends fresh flowers throughout the area

What is the secret of Blossoms
sumptuous delicacies?
Designers know that it's
the flower in the details and the leaves for free
and silk bouquets and accessories.

your local San Mateo florist, sends fresh flowers throughout the area

Find Asian women in bloom year-round
and some other plants with a similar appearance
at the two locations in Stoneridge mall
next to Women's Macy's/2nd level.
Same-day delivery.

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[This is an experiment. The idea was to take a page (or two) of Google search terms, copy whatever comes up in the search and then cut and paste all of this into something resembling a poem.

One thing that made this experiment much easier was a little program called Clippy. I don't know how I ever wrote on a computer without it. So, I want to thank Faw_zz for creating this wonderful program. If you're interested in it, check it out at here or on the Mac App Store. You won't be disappointed.]